On Jordan's Bank the Baptist's Cry

I've always wondered what the Baptists were crying about...I realized today that it's either because the spring that feeds the Jordan is so cold they can't feel their toes, or it's because they're not Lutheran! hahahaha... :)

So, this is me at Gamla, our first stop on our tour today. See that big hill in the background? I had to hike down it to get to Gamla, and I had to clamber back up it to get back to the bus. It was a pretty rough trip back up, but I managed! Yay for me!

From there we went to Tel Dan, which is an ancient Biblican city, circa the old testament. When the kingdoms split into the north and south, the northern king built a temple there and installed a golden calf. It's also the location of one of the main springs which meet to create the Jordan River. It's right practically on the border with Lebanon, and the border with Syria is just over the hills. It was really lush and green, and it was easy to forget the precarious location until we were on the way back out, and we passed a man with his kids...packing his machine gun along as well.

Since we got to sleep in till almost 7 today, I was still up to see the sunset! It was beautiful.

Tomorrow we're off for more touring, and so I'm sure I'll have another hundred or so pictures! Today's lot are currently uploading to my webalbum, so make sure you check them out!

Musings

Today was rough - I'm definitely ready for the weekend! The digging had been getting easier every day - until today, when my bad back finally caught up with me. It's really a miracle that I've gone this long without pain in it, but this morning the strain of hefting the buckets full of dirt UP and out of the hole proved to be a bit too much, and I spent most of the morning with a headache. Darren, one of the Canadian team and who is also in my square, found the top of a column, which is looking promising. And we stopped digging a little early, so Arther Segal, the head archeologist overseeing the entire dig talked to us a bit about some of the history of Hippos, and that was pretty cool.

When we got back to the kibbutz, we were introduced to another aspect of communal living - communal laundry! We had left our laundry in bags on our porch in the morning, and when we came back, the laundry from three dorms was all in the common room in piles - pants, shirts, socks & underwear, sheets, and towels. Thankfully I had the forsight to make a list of what I'd put in the laundry, and managed to find it all, but it reminded me of being at a garage sale!

I can't remember if I've mentioned this, but every afternoon we spend about 30 to 45 minutes cleaning the pottery that was found that day. A lot of people don't like it, but I really enjoy scrubbing off 2000-some years of grime to see what's underneath. When we find the pottery shards in the dirt, they're dirt coloured, but after a soaking and a bit of scrubbing, the original colour and detail is revealed. I like it. :)

We got some vouchers for the kibbutz store today - the dining hall is closed for a few meals over the weekend, in honour of the sabbath, so we needed to stock up on food. It was really neat to look around the store - some things were quite recognizable, like Coke and Doritos, even though they are labeled in Hebrew, but some things were so foreign I could only begin to guess what they might be. I did buy an amazing ice cream thingy - it was like a fudgecicle dipped in white chocolate, with a chunk of white chocolate running down the middle. Yummmm....

So I've been away for a week now, almost exactly to the hour. It's gone really quickly! I haven't managed to have a decent conversation with Trevor yet though, because of the time difference and the internet connection issues, which really sucks. We've never spent more then 10 days apart, in the entire (almost) 9 years we've known each other. So that's becoming more and more rough as the days progress, but thankfully we're so busy here I don't have time to mope much.

Tomorrow we're off for the day to see three sites around Galilee - one of which is a 45-minute hike each way, so that should be interesting and exhausting! Then we're going to experience a traditional Shabbat meal at the kibbutz dining hall, which I'm really looking forward to.

Pictures continue to be put up in my web album - check them out!

Sad Day in Jerusalem

You may have heard about the terrorist attack in Jerusalem this afternoon - four people are dead and over 20 more injured by a man with a buldozer who overturned a bus. Obviously the city's security has been stepped up, and who knows what will happen next, so our trip tomorrow and over the weekend into Jerusalem and Bethleham has been cancelled. It's very, very disappointing. We're going to be doing some more touring around the Galilee on Saturday instead, but it really sucks to have come all the way over here and not be able to see the thing I was looking forward to the most! :(

In other news...we found another wall in our square today, which was exciting, and every day the heat and exercise get a little easier. It's really satisfying to see what emerges from the dirt in our square. I have pictures of the progress on the wall, but it's time to go clean pottery, and with the disappointment of the trip being cancelled, I can't seem to muster up the energy to care too much about photos right now!

Hopefully tomorrow will bring something good and exciting...

Photos...

...are up in my webalbum!
http://picasaweb.google.com/michelleheumann?pli=1

The Wall

So when we started digging, it looked like this:

Day 2, it looked like this:

Today, day 3, it looked like this:

As you may or may not be able to tell, we have found a wall, which is what the dig director was hoping for, so that's quite exciting. I also found lots of pottery, including an intact neck to a tiny amphora, a bone, some glass, mosaic tiles called 'tessera' (probably not how that's spelled...) and a rusty nail. It was very exciting!

Apparently I'm quite the marvel because I manage to stay clean no matter how hard I work and how dirty the people around me get, but really, I don't may any particular effort to stay clean, it just happens somehow. I'm not going to complain!

They've finally gotten our internet up and working properly, so I'm really excited about that - I haven't gotten to talk to Trevor since I left, so I'll be able to call him tonight now. Poor Trevor! I can't believe he didn't want to come muck around in the dirt for ancient garbage. :)

In other news, apparently northern Israel and Lebanon are due for a major earthquake. We're digging up a city that was distroyed by an earthquake in 700-something AD...perhaps we'll be around to see it get distroyed again!!??

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1214726159543&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull

Alright, I'm going to try to have a quick nap before it's time to gather for pottery washing, a devo and then dinner...I need to call Trev after we eat, and it would be nice if I could manage to keep my eyes open, which I'm having a hard time doing right now!

Touring Israel

So we arrived in Tel Aviv just as the sun was setting, having seen sunrise over the Atlantic just a few hours before, which was pretty strange. It was a couple hours by bus to the kibbutz where we're staying, and even though it was morning at home, I was exhausted and went to bed as quickly as possible.

The next morning we set out on a tour of the Galilee. I was amused by the title on the side of our bus - "Nazarene Express". It made me think of the Pony Express, and I had a bizarre mental picture of Jesus zipping by on a galloping donkey...

Anyway, it's about 20 minutes from the kibbutz, by bus, up the side of the mountain, and then it's a 15 minute hike up to the top from there. We saw lots of interesting things - mine field warning signs, tomb-caves, a sarcophagus, and the remains of a Roman road, which took us into the "downtown" part of the city.

Anyway, this is one of the ruined churches on Hippos, and behind it is the hall where we eat breakfast - it's a more modern structure that was built by the Israelis sometime in the last century.

Tomorrow I'll post photos of the section of Hippos I'm digging in - I'm too tired to even dig out my camera at the moment!

After our tour of Hippos, we went to Kursi, which is a site that commemorates the casting of the demons into the swine. Said event may or may not have happened there, but a monastery was built there, and is now an interesting set of ruins. Kursi is also home to the largest aloe vera plant I've ever seen...

Then we went on to Capernaum, which is mentioned in the Bible quite often. There is a church there built over ruins of a church built over ruins of what is supposedly St. Peter's house. Again, that may or may not be the case, but it's a beautiful site right on the lake. We ran into a few hundred Anglican tourists there - part of a conference that was happening in Jerusalem. It was crowded, but pretty cool to see so many Bishops in one place!

After that we went to Tabgha, which is the site that commemorates the feeding of the five thousand. There's a church built around the rock that Jesus laid the loaves and fishes on... I don't know about that, but the church has beautiful mosaics and was really interesting to see

For our last stop we went to a more modern church which is built on a hill overlooking the lake, and it commemorates the sermon on the mount. It was pretty windy up there - my hat took off and I had to go chasing after it. That was pretty exciting... Then we went back to the kibbutz, and was starving, so I ended up going off and finding dinner on my own. I've never been overseas before, never mind navigating a foreign restaurant all by myself, so that was an adventure. You know how when you go to a lot of places they give you bread or something to tide you over till the food comes? I was served bite-sized peices of deep fried pita, and wasn't even sure was it was at first...thanfully the waitress' English wasn't too bad!

Today we got up at 4 am and heading up for our first day of digging. I did kill a scorpion - without any screaming, I might add... I also found some pottery shards, bruised my hands using a big hoe, got to know some pretty cool people, and went for a swim in the Sea of Galilee with said cool people. It's been a good day, but I am all done in...time to read and possibly nap before an evening church service by the lake...awesome!

Arrived

Yay! We made it to Tel Aviv - it's just after 7:30 pm here, but according to my internal clock it's not even lunch time yet. We're heading out to take a bus for 2-3 hours to the kibbutz, and then hopefully to bed ASAP. We're touring the Galilee region tomorrow - looking forward to that! I don't know when I'll have internet again - hopefully Sunday or Monday.

Tomorrow

I can't believe I'm leaving tomorrow already...ahhhhhhhh! I've got a ton of stuff I need to do, and quite a few things I just want to do as well - hopefully I can fit it all in. I just need to get through a few more hours of work, and then I can focus on all the other stuff I need to do. When I blog again, I'll be in Israel! Yay!

Ladies...do you like bathing suit shopping??!!

http://www.canada.com/montrealgazette/news/arts/story.html?id=3cba0f93-93cb-40d9-be7a-db81d5acae84

I absolutly loathe it - my goal in life is to find a comfortable, modest, yet nice-looking, bathing suit that will actually stay where it's supposed to when you jump into a pool. So far that holy grail of bathing suits has eluded me, but I found this news article that gives me hope...this might just be the solution!

http://www.canada.com/topics/lifestyle/style/story.html?id=a52dba18-e9eb-4926-a24f-3c56aa445815

Sink or swim

Calgary custom swimwear maker lessens the horror of bathing suit shopping

Shopping for a bathing suit has always been a special kind of hell, real or imagined, for most women.
Every woman -- unless you're a supermodel and, let's face it, even they have issues with their thighs, tummies and butts too -- hates shoehorning herself into an itsy, bitsy and then checking herself out in a teeny, weeny dressing room lit with hideously unflattering fluorescent lights.
Worse than the realization you will have to actually wear the offending item in public, finding a great swimsuit that fits well all over and is flattering seems like mission impossible. And with many of us fleeing the frozen north for sunny destinations such as Mexico and Hawaii in the next few months, the pressure is on.
That's where Calgarian Chelsea LaBossiere can help.
Inside her basement suite in northeast Calgary, the seamstress lessens the loathing of Lycra. While she can't do anything about stretch marks or cellulite, LaBossiere, who makes custom-made swimsuits, eases the pain of buying a bathing suit. "That's a big thing for me -- making people comfortable," says the 32-year-old small business owner.
LaBossiere's company, Caba Fashions, has been in Calgary since 2003, when she bought it from her former employer in Grand Forks, B.C.
With LaBossiere's help, customers first pick out a bunch of bathing suits to try on from her sample rack that contains more than 60 suits. Mixing and matching is strongly encouraged. She can whip up every kind of swimwear, from tankinis, triangle suits, halter tops and bandeaus, to boy shorts, string bikinis, sports suits or lounging-by-the-pool confections.
Customers can also bring in magazine pictures of their favourite suit for LaBossiere to work from.
Need more coverage on the bottom, but like a higher cut at the thigh to lengthen the legs? LaBossiere can do it. She has about 100 different patterns and stitches together the suits on her four commercial sewing machines inside her sewing room.
Once a style has been chosen, LaBossiere pulls out her swatch binder and customers flip through dozens of different fabrics, all of which she has on hand.
She has seen every kind of suit on every kind of body and that experience helps her counsel customers on the best style and fit for their bodies.
"I am honest with people," she says.
She's honest, but gentle in her appraisal of what looks good. (To be honest, it felt a little like therapy, a bathing suit breakthrough, of sorts for this reporter who sampled LaBossiere's wares. And the resulting swimsuit turned out great.)
LaBossiere's mantra: Make her customers feel a little more confident and happy in their suits, as best she can.
"It's the smallest piece of clothing you will wear in public. It's important to feel comfortable in it. . . . It's like going outside in your underwear," she says.
The average custom-made suit costs $60, but prices range from $42 to $80. Don't, however, expect instant gratification.
Sewing is LaBossiere's passion, but it's also her night job. She works full time as an advertising assistant Monday to Friday and fits sewing in on evenings and weekends.
Depending on how busy she is, LaBossiere takes two to three weeks to make suits. (She also sews gymnastics and skating wear.) It only takes her an hour to actually make a swimsuit, but she often has a backlog of orders.
For more information, e-mail caba2003@telus.net or call 244-8255.

Dig Info

Here's a link to the official site for our excavation...
http://www.virtualdig.org/index.htm

It has links to the blogs of other people on the team, bios of everyone going, information on Hippos, Israel, archaeology, past seasons of digging - there's lots of interesting stuff there - check it out!

15 days to go - I can't believe how fast it's coming! I still have a ton of stuff to do...I had my tetanus shot on Monday, and my arm is killing me. It was at it's worst yesterday - I couldn't even carry my medium steeped tea triple triple back from Timmy's without it hurting. I bet they don't have triple triple anything in Israel...eeeek...

Bizzare...

I was just in the photocopy room, looking for a binder to put this client's financial disclosure into, my mind totally on tax returns and credit card statements and such, and I had the strangest conversation...

Co-worker: "Do you mind if I ask you a question? Don't be offended, but you're so quiet. Are you LDS?"
Me: (mishearing and thinking LSD...) Pardon?
Co-worker: LDS. It's a church I belong to - I have it on my resume. You're so quiet and I heard you mention your church once, so I wondered if you belonged to the same one.
Me: (realizing she mean Mormon) Ummm, no, I'm Lutheran.
Co-worker: Oh, yah, that's a good church too.
Me: (smiling politely as I back slowly out of the room)

How weird is that? Not only is she so NOT a quiet person, I never associated being quiet with any particular religion. And why on earth would you put your religious affiliation on your resume? That's just opening the door for all kinds of trouble! It was so strange...

Calgary Philharmonic LIVE

I'm a big fan of the Calgary Philharmonic Orchestra (the CPO). If you've never been, you're missing out! They're good - billed as one of the best in North America, and they don't just do classical stuff. This upcoming season has such a good line up - I'm SOOOO excited. If you order your tickets in bulk before the season starts, you get a discount. I'm going to place my order before I leave for Israel (24 days!!) - do you want to come with me to any of the shows? I'm going to:

• Swing, Swing, Swing on Saturday, September 13, 2008 at 8 pm
• Christmas with Natalie McMaster on Tuesday, December 9, 2008 at 8 pm
• Stairway to Heaven - the music of Led Zeppelin on Friday, January 30, 2009 at 8 pm
• Vivaldi's Gloria on Saturday, February 7, 2009 at 7:30 pm
• The Andrew Lloyd Webber Experience on Saturday, March 14, 2009 at 8 pm
• Vivaldi's Four Seasons on Saturday, March 28, 2009 at 8 pm
• Three Worms and an Orchestra - the Arrogant Worms in concert on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 at 8 pm
• We Will Rock You - the music of Queen on Saturday, May 9, 2009 at 8 pm

Let me know by June 17 if you want to come! Depending on which show it is, ticket prices range from $25 for the Arrogant Worms to $35 for the others listed here. If I order enough, we'll get a 15% discount. Those are the cheap, cheap seats without the best view, but it still sounds good from there. Hope you can make it!

Photos!

I haven't updated my web album in ages...not since Survivor in November! I uploaded a bunch of stuff last night to make up for it. :)

http://picasaweb.google.com/michelleheumann

We have the youth Halloween party from October - there's some fun stuff in there.

There's Heather's visit in December - we went to Heritage Park, and I threw an early Christmas dinner that was lots of fun.

In February I went down to Medicine Hat to visit Barb - I didn't take many pictures there, but there are a few here that I like.

Teresa and I went on a walking tour of historic Inglewood (Calgary's oldest neighbourhood) earlier this month - it was a beautiful day and I took some pictures I really like a lot.

On the May long weekend Trevor and I went for a hike outside the city - almost out to Canmore. There was still ice on the creek and that make for some really cool pictures. And I took a few in Nose Hill that weekend as well.

Enjoy!

New Sisterchick Book!

I really enjoy this series of books - I think my favourite one was the first book, but there's a new one out now that's on my "to read" list. I don't really know what genre they belong to - maybe "Christian Chick-lit"? But they're fun and I really like reading about other places. Christian Pub is going to be closing at the end of August - they'll probably have really good deals on books at their closing sale! :)

Much Special-ness

So we're looking for a new place to live (in Calgary) for a bunch of reasons that are just too involved to go into here...and in our searching we found this place that looked just too good to be true, but in our budget and the area we're looking at, so Trevor sent an email to the contact person.

This is what he got back (without any editing by me!):

On Mon, May 5, 2008 at 12:33 PM, pertty loves wrote:
I got your email and Thanks for your interest in my Apartment , i want you to know that my Apartment Flat is still available, The Flat is fully with All Necessary Document registered, I am Glad you response to me on time, i want you to know that i am My wife are very happy and EXCITED that we have finally FOUND a person for our FLAT, i want you to PROMISE us that you will take very good care of the FLAT because is a LOVELY place to stay with FAMILY, Kids,Visitors, E.T.C Actually my Wife and I got relocated to the Corona, New York on a Working Trips work in Corona, New York, we are here for Working trip from the State We used to live in State, but since we left for the Working trip we have to bring the Flat Document papers of the House because of People Who are willing to have the Flat for Rent, And as you asked For, so right now all the House Papers Document are with Our Lawyer here in the Corona, New York, We Just Got a Lawyer Here in the Corona, because we are New to the Country, and we are not Yet a Citizen Of the country, so we really need to get a Lawyer for Back-up, in which we will be staying in Corona, New York for 1-3 Yrs in which all our house Papers Document of the FLAT in State is With the Lawyer Because, We have been Provided a New Flat, Accomodation, feeding , here in the Corona New York, by the Church who brought i and my husband to the Corona,
If you are interested in our lovely Apartment,get back to me with your
FullName---------------
Full Address ----------
Phone number--------
City-----------------------
State----------------------
zipcode-------------------
Occupation-------------
Age------------------------
Sex------------------------
Religion------------------
email Address---------
Fax Number------------
marriage Status-------
Picture If Available----
How many months deposit you will be paying for--------------------

And Let me Know How many Month or Years You are Willing to Rent my Apartment--
So that i can Forward all your information Directly to The Lawyer and the Lawyer will Get in touch with you, In the Paying of the Flat Fee, Agreement of Month or Years You are Willing to Stay and the Sending of the Document to you for you to have the Flat, the Document will be scan to you and also be Fax to You, if you have a Fax, and the Document will be Shipped Down to your Home Address Door Next-Day By Via EXPRESS DELIVERY, for you to have the Document at Hand, so you can move into the Flat, we really need a Good Decent Person for The Flat. And i Hope you are Decent And Respectfully Person, I have includedyou The Pictures of The Flat for you to View, If you are interested, get back to me with the Information Below as soon as possible Hope to read from you soonest
Thanks And God Bless You

So Trevor emails them back and asks for photos of the place so we can see what it looks like. They replied with some photos and:
email me back so that i can get you the details for payment to move in the apartment asap reply bac with the application form fill

Trevor's having a lot of fun with this, so he sends them another email:
Thanks for the pictures. I'm wondering if you have a picture of the Deck and the Stone Fireplace (which were listed in the ad we originally saw). We really like the idea of the fireplace and a private wood deck, but would love a picture to know what it is actually like. Also, is the pool and hot tub for our use also or is it shared with someone? And is that a big hill right behind the house, it looks nice.

I'm wondering how long it's going to take the scammers to realize that Trevor's just stringing them along for fun now, but I'm very interested to see what their response is going to be!

Poor duckies... :(

Five hundred-ish ducks died after they landed on a polluted pond...sad day! I really like ducks - makes me very sad to think of so many of them dying so horribly.

http://www.metronews.ca/calgary/local/article/47312

Hot Mama!

My mom got a new haircut...check it out! Hopefully I still look that good when I'm...well, that 'old'. :)

Book Review "Escape"

I just finished reading "Escape" by Carolyn Jessop, former multiple wife of Merill Jessop. It's the story of how she left the fundamentalist branch of the Mormon 'church' shortly before Warren Jeffs moved them all to the YFZ ranch in Texas, which is big in the news right now because of the recent raid on their compound.

It's a horrifying book - I can't believe it took the government so long to do anything about this cult. The abuse that goes on in that group is staggering. Speaking of the US being so worried about the Taliban's oppression - something just as bad has been going on right in their own back yard for many, many years.

I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for - the women like Carolyn Jessop who recognize that they're in an abusive situation but can't find a way out, or the ones who are so brainwashed and beaten that they believe the hooey that they're taught. The men in authority in that place are simply power-hungry control-freaks. If you're interested in reading more about her story, there's a link below to an excerpt from her book.

I saw a movie on TV a few months ago - unfortunately, I haven't been able to figure out what the title was - but it was based on a true story about a woman in a FLDS compound who's little daughter is almost molested by a young man in the community. The man blames the little girl for being a temptress, and says that he should marry her. I can't remember how old she was, but definitely younger then 12. The woman's husband actually contemplates doing this, so the woman sets fire to her house, and in the ensuing chaos escapes with all her children and heads for social services, hoping that they can help her. The husband lures back the oldest daughter (who's about 16 and his step-daughter) with the promise that he'll let her marry the boy she likes, but when she gets there she finds out that she's actually to marry her step-father. It was a ghastly story!

In my research in the last few days I've found a lot of stories of women who've escaped abuse at an FLDS compound. If there's so many of them, with stories that are so similar, why hasn't anyone in authority DONE anything about it before now? And I'm not even sure that the way they're going about it now (taking 400+ kids and putting them in a shelter) is the best way to deal with the situation. I really feel for those kids - they don't understand that they've been abused and brainwashed, and most of the women there don't realize they've been abused and brainwashed either. I can only pray that something good comes out of this situation!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=559132&in_page_id=1879&ICO=FEMAIL&ICL=TOPART

79 days to Israel!

The plane tickets have been bought...at a grand total of over $2500 each way...EEP! I can't think of anything I've ever spent that much money on before!

Leave: 26 June, AC 1132 (dep. 4:10 pm)

Come home: 15 July, AC 117 (arr. 10:12 am)

Here I come! Woot woot!

Law Firm Games

Don't get me wrong, I love my boss, I really do. She's easy going, got a good sense of humour, pretty low maintenance, gives good Christmas presents, and she often buys me chocolate. What more do you need? But some of these 'games' below eerily echo reality. :)

It's funny how these things are facts of life in an office - everyone knows it happens or that they do it, joke about it, and then go and do it! Number 2 and the last one are particularly apt in my lawyer/assistant relationship! haha...so funny...



These popular games require only two players, though more can play. They are not sold commercially. If you are interested in participating in any of them, your first step is to work for an attorney.

HIDE AND SEEK
Object of the game: To locate the missing attorney.
Attorney: Do not tell Secretary where you're going, why you're going, or when you'll be back. If possible stay away all afternoon. To score additional points, arrive late the following morning.
Secretary: Telephone attorney's home, favourite club, golf course, doctor, dentist, the local bureau of missing persons. If unable to make contact, bluff your way through the afternoon. If attorney has not arrived by next morning, repeat procedure of previous afternoon, telling callers, "I expect him any minute."

LOST AND FOUND
Object of the game: To have everything in its place (somewhere).
Attorney: Go over the days mail, important papers, things to do. Then throw in a heap on desk. Later, ask, "Where is so and so? I'm sure I gave it to you this morning".
Secretary: To bolster attorney's self-confidence, pretend to search through your desk and files. Then, while attorney tries to stall client on the phone, walk around him, picking up and examining every paper on his desk, on his credenza, and in his desk trays. When you find the elusive document on his desk, penalize yourself ten points if you say: "I knew all the time it was on your desk".

ESP
Object of the game: To read each others' minds.
Attorney: When you dictate or instruct, leave as many unknowns as possible. (when dictating, mumble and cough into the transmitter to make the game more competitive) If you play back the tape to check for points which need clarification, you are not a good sport.
Secretary: Run and rerun the tape, searching for a clue to the missing word. When uncertain of a word, fill in the gap and hope you're right. If you're right, expect no commendation from the attorney; if you're wrong, look for another job.

AGAIN AND AGAIN
Object of the game: To carry on a battle of wits for perfection.
Attorney: Dictate, revise, dictate insertions, revise again, get in final form, and redline. Then call attention to errors. Be certain to make additions to page one which will require reformatting the entire document. An entertaining diversion would be a last minute decision to require all spellings to conform to second preference spellings in Webster's Unabridged Third Edition.
Secretary: Use precious last minutes to go back and correct, praying that you still have it ready by the time the client walks in. Score five extra points if the document is completed in time. Score fifty extra points if you tell the attorney exactly how you feel about his endeavour for perfection.

BEAT THE HEAT
Object of the game: To file a court paper no more than five minutes before the courthouse closes on the deadline day.
Attorney: Don't dictate pleading or brief until late the day before. Require Interoffice conferences and numerous changes before finalizing one hour before deadline. (Remember, you're cheating if you finalize sooner!)
Secretary: Type, type, type and type. Xerox correct number of copies, assemble, staple properly, draw check for costs, if any, get pleading signed, send copies to appropriate parties, locate law clerk to file it, arrange for courier, or file it yourself. (If you are ready to collapse when finished, you know you have played the game according to rules.)

Sad day...

"Further to your application on the above-mentioned competition, this is to inform you that the panel has recommended that another candidate be appointed to this position."

Soooo...not going to be moving to Kelowna to work for the Ministry of Agriculture! :(

There and back again

March is a travelling month for me...

Last Friday and Saturday I was in Edmonton for a bit. I'm on the planning committee for the next Alberta/BC District Youth Gathering, in July of 2009, and we had our first meeting. It went really well - I'm super excited to work with this bunch of people and see how things take shape. It's going to be SO amazing - I just love youth gatherings. And we got to see a bunch of people we know while we were there, and I had the most amazing lemon doughnut from a place in Red Deer, so it was a good trip! :)

On Monday I flew to Kelowna for the day, for a job interview with the Ministry of Agriculture. I'm not really sure how it went - I felt really good about it right after, but the more I think about it, the less sure I am, so I'm just trying to let it go and not to worry. If it's the job for me, I'll get it, and if not, there'll be something else. They paid for the flight, and I picked up some of my favourite wine while I was there, so it won't be a total waste if I don't get it! :)

And this weekend I'm going down to Medicine Hat to visit my friend Barb - we've been friends for so long I have to stop and count...14 years this fall! Definitely my most enduring friendship - I've kept in touch with a few people from even longer ago, but not in the same way. Of course, it helps that she's also in Alberta and people from 15+ years ago are in Nova Scotia... :) I did recently re-connect with someone from more then 15 years ago who I'd lost touch with, which was pretty cool, and thanks to Facebook!

Anyway, things here at work are INSANE, so I should get back to it...thank goodness it's Friday!

Totally awesome!

http://dvice.com/archives/2008/02/han_solo_desk_m.php

Alberta Provincial Election

I've been thinking about for whom to vote...

The Conservatives...well, let's face it, they're due to be switched out. They've been in power for way too long, and it's time to get a fresh perspective on government in Alberta. So that leaves the Liberals (I'll vote Liberal when pigs fly... :), the Green Party (too much of a one-horse platform), the NDP party (no comment) and the Wildrose Alliance.

The Wildrose Alliance is the new conservative alternative. I like their platform, I like their website, I like the candidate in our riding, I like their grassrootsyness, which reminds me of the early, glory days of the Reform Party, which was pretty my life for a few years there. :)

The leader of the party is Mormon, which is interesting, because while there are a lot of nutty Mormons out there, they also have a lot of the same family and ethical values that Christians do. I'm sure they won't do well enough for us to end up with a Mormon premier, so I'm not worried, but it would be really awesome if they ended up as the opposition party.

Dad says I'm throwing away my vote if I go with them, because the Conservatives are just going to win anyway, but if you're going to vote with an attitude of fatalism like that, that's totally the wrong reason to do it!

Why should you vote? Because you can!!!

People fought and died so that you could live in a democracy and have the right to have a say in who makes the decisions for this country and our provinces! You should vote because you want to let your voice be heard and so you can make a difference in your land and for the future! You may say that one vote won't make a difference...did you know that last provincial election, just 44.7% of eligible voters actually voted? Can you imagine what would happen if those people took the time and effort to make a decision and get out and vote? It could change the whole course of Alberta's future!

So, spread the word! Vote for the Wildrose Alliance Party! Get out there and make a difference! Remember...only you can prevent voter apathy!

I was just reading an article in the Globe and Mail, and this paragraph caught my eye and made me laugh...

"Don’t think we’re getting carried away here: The Wildrose Alliance will not win this election. It will not come close to winning this election, and it will be lucky to get more than a handful of seats. Still, clearly, things are changing for Mr. Hinman’s party. His Alberta Alliance party’s merger with the Wildrose Party lacked any real meaning, but symbolically, it gave the Alliance, which had earned something of an oddball reputation over the years from its eccentric founder and former leader, Randy Thorsteinson, a new brand. The name isn’t great, but at least replacing “Alberta Alliance” with “Wildrose Alliance” makes it sound less like the kind of group that might be led by Stockwell Day and more like an organization of arborist activists."

Ashley, who sits at the desk next to me, calls it the flower party, which makes me feel more like a hippie then an arboreal activist lol

Anyway, that was my civic duty rant for the day... :)

This year in Jerusalem?

I MIGHT BE GOING TO ISRAEL IN JUNE!!!! We've still got a few details to see fall into place, but there's a group of Lutherans going to the dig at Hippos for two weeks at the end of June/beginning of July, and I'm trying to go with them!!!



http://www.concordiasem.ab.ca/academics/hippos_excavation.php



I can't even tell you how excited I am - I've wanted to go to Israel for as long as I can remember, and Trevor's being really great about helping pull this off, so if everything works out, I'm going to send in my application in the next couple weeks. Just think...I could be swimming in the Sea of Galilee where Jesus walked on water! Words couldn't even begin to describe how excited I am just thinking about all the things I could see and do. I'm really praying about this one - I so hope it works out!

The dagger debate drags on

Here's a really good article that sums up the situation well - this whole thing is making me cross. At least it gives me something other then Calgary Transit to complain about, I guess! :)

http://www.agoravox.com/article.php3?id_article=7546

Oy Vey...

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/calgary/story/2008/01/15/sidhu-kirpan.html

If I can't take in my nail file why should he get to take in a dagger? After all, having a nail file is a woman's right! :)

Seriously though, I go to the court house at least once a week - sometimes more - and I feel much more safe knowing that the only armed people in the building are the police. A dagger may have religious significance, but that doesn't make it any less deadly!

2007 in Review

1. Where did you begin 2007? In my bed, asleep! That's me, the party animal.... :)

2. What was your status by Valentine's Day? Ummm, employed? Married? Tired?

3. Were you in school (anytime this year)? Nope, I finished in December 2006

4. Did you have to go to the hospital? No, thankfully. I don't like hospitals at all.

5. Did you have any encounters with the police? A couple, actually. Our car was stolen in April, so we were in contact with the police alot. And Trevor got pulled over for making a u turn lol

6. Where did you go on vacation? I had a trip to Vernon with the youth in February, two trips to Edmonton (Break Forth and Leah's grad), a trip to my Mom's in NS in May/June, a trip to Ottawa in July, camping in Drumheller in August, a trip to Penticton in September, and a trip to Kelowna in October. I think the trips to NS and Drumheller were the only ones that really classified as a vacation though! Did you notice how many times I went to the Okanagan last year? ;)

7. Did you purchase an item that was over $500? Plane tickets to NS! They were expensive.

8. Did you know anybody who got married? A few people, actually. The only wedding we went to was Scott and Sam's though.

9. Did you know anybody who passed away? Not directly

10. Did you move anywhere? Yup, from the hood downtown, to the hood in the NE!

11. What sporting events did you attend? I don't think I went to any...oh, Scott and Trevor and I went to an exhibition hockey game that was pretty special. I think that was it though - I'm not really into sports, except figure skating. I'm hoping I can get tickets for the skating at the 2010 Olympics.

12. What concerts did you go to? Robin Mark and Brian Doerkson at Break Forth. A few different things at the CPO, which is always fun. If you haven't been to the CPO, you should go. If you're under 30, you can get last-minute cheap tickets for concerts.

13. Describe your birthday: It was very pirate-y! My inlaws gave me all three Pirates of the Caribbean movies for Christmas, and on my birthday I got together with a bunch of friends and watched them all.

14. What's the one thing you thought you would not do, but did in 2007? I don't know - I try not to say I'll never do something, because then it usually ends up happening... Although I was quite surprised to find myself playing parachute games in Ottawa... lol

15. What has been your favorite moment(s)? Lots - the trip around NS with Chris, hanging out with my youth in Ottawa, catching up with Heather in December, a few road trips and camping with Trevor...

16. Funniest moment(s)? I remember laughing a lot last year - more then I have in a long time. Ottawa and our 'special' youth group times played a big part in that. :)

17. Any new additions to your family? My sister had a baby! That was pretty big.

18. What was your best month? I think May through September...so basically the whole summer. :)

19. Who has been your best drinking buddy? Well, not that I really drink...but probably the group of people that always used to go for cheap wings - that was awesome.

20. Made new friends? I met some new people, but I think I really reconnected with a few people I'd lost touch with over the years (a lot of that due to Facebook, too!). And I hung out a bit with my little cousins that I don't really know - that was pretty cool.

21. Favorite night out? Many of them...although the first one that comes to mind was trying to convince Chris to walk through this really old, creepy graveyard at night, and then freaking myself out lol

22. Overall, how would you rate this year? Like on a scale of 0-10, probably an 8. It was good, although it did have a few heart-wrenching moments and I do remember crying alot. :)

23. Other than home, where did you spend most of your time? Work! Boooo....

24. Change your hairstyle? I grew it out for the wedding in September, and then cut it all in December

25. Have any car accidents? No, thankfully!

26. Most memorable moment? Only one? lol So many...I think the conga line at Survivor is pretty up there - it was so bittersweet. Definitely the most emotional moment of the year!

27. Do you have a new year's resolution? Two of them, actually. To live a more environmentally conscious lifestyle, and move to the Okanagan!

28. Do anything embarrassing? Probably - I try to not remember those moments though...

29. Buy anything new from eBay? Nope

30. Get married or divorced? Nope. I helped a few people get divorced though! Not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing...

31. Get arrested? Nope

32. Be honest - did you watch American idol? No - I can't stand American Idol. I watched a bit of Canadian Idol, and then when I was away and couldn't watch, they voted off most of the people I really liked, so I didn't watch it any more.

33. Did you get sick this year? Not really, much thanks to Cold FX! That stuff is amazing.

34. Been snowboarding? Nope

35. Are you happy to see 2007 go? Yes and no - there are a few moments from 2007 that I'd like to keep around, but I'm looking forward to some big changes in 2008. I'm getting old - it's time to buy a house! lol

Another year has gone by

A lot has happened since my last update - I'll try to summarize the highlights and keep it short!

I helped my boss out with a mock trial for her SAIT class - it was a blast. Apparently there just might be an improv actor hidden in here somewhere after all! I was just going to observe, but ended up needing to play the role of a witness because someone didn't show up (a good way to fail the class!!) and my spur of the moment defense totally baffled the opposing counsel - it was awesome. My boss was quite impressed. :)


I discovered the joys of Partylight candles - they really are amazing. Very expensive, but they smell so good! It's an expensive addiction to have though, so I shall try to keep it under control.

We had our 8th annual Ultimate Survivors youth retreat at the end of November, and while it didn't go the way I wanted it to, the kids had a great time, and we had some really good moments throughout the weekend. I told the story of Gomer and Hosea in one of the sessions and had myself all choked up, so hopefully that came across well. Everything was such a blur, I still can't believe it's over!
http://picasaweb.google.com/michelleheumann/Survivor8

We went to the Rocky Mountain College Choir's Christmas presentation, and it was really good. They're an amazing choir - some really talented people in it. I also went to see Frank Leahy play Don Messier's fiddle, and Dad reminisced a bit about when he was a kid and they'd listen to Don Messier on the radio, which was pretty cool.


Heather came to visit, and we had a lot of fun hanging out, watching Star Wars, and doing some touristy stuff. We went with Anne to the CPO's presentation of the Messiah, which is one of my favourite Christmas things to do. We went to Zoolights and Heritage Park, where we had the best sausage rolls EVER. Totally worth the hour we spent standing in line for them!

Barb and I went to see August Rush on Christmas Eve. It was pretty good and I enjoyed it, although I'm not sure it was quite as good as I was hoping for. I think I wanted it to just go on for another five minutes or so, instead of ending where it did. The music in it was amazing!

Christmas was not too bad - it was really nice to have so much time off. Work has been pretty busy, and I come home at the end of the day feeling totally drained, which isn't much fun at all.

And tomorrow is my 27th birthday. Jennifer is coming all the way from Regina for the pirate marathon I have planned, and that's all exciting, but I'm really feeling kind of angsty about it. I'm not at all where I thought I would be in my (gasp!!) late 20's, and I'm not really sure what to do about it. Well, I have the husband, but that's about all I can cross off my life's to do list! :)

Anyway, it's a good thing I have something big planned, because otherwise I'd probably mope all day. I love the Pirates of the Caribbean, so hopefully that will be a good distraction from all the stuff swirling around my brain. Although, I'm not even sure who's coming - I thought there were a few more people coming from out of town, but I haven't heard from them, so I'm not sure. At least I know some of my youth will be there, anyway! I love my youth...

I wanted to do one of those year in review things like I saw on someone's Facebook page, but now I can't remember who's it was! So if you have one of those fun fill-in-the-blanks surveys about your year, let me know so I can waste a little bit of time on that. :)

Deep Questions

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Wedding pictures!

Well, the excitement of Scott and Sam's wedding photos reminded me that I never did get an album done of our wedding. We couldn't afford it when we got married, and I meant to get one for our 5th anniversary. That was almost five months ago now, and we finally met with Dave and Laurie-Lynn, our photographers, last night. I pre-spent all of my anticipated Christmas bonus, but it is soooo going to be worth it. We're getting our own picture book!!! You know those coffee table books you see of scenery or places or animals or whatever? Well, we're going to have one of our wedding! It's awesomely cool - I can't wait to see it. I pulled out my proof album last night and picked 50 some photos for it and I'm really excited for the final result. I'll let you all know when it's done so you can come and see it. :)
And if you're in the market for a photographer, Illusions Photography is totally the place to go! They did a fantastic job.

October

Well, October kind of went by in a blur! After we got back from Penticton and the wedding, we got really busy with getting ready for TEC on the Thanksgiving weekend. It went really, really well - totally the best TEC EVER. A lot of my youth, former youth, and camp kids were involved in this one, and it was really cool to see how much they've grown in the years I've known them, although it did make me feel quite old. :)
I was ready for it to be my last TEC, and was prepared to say good bye to Entheos on Monday and not see it again, but I really felt God was saying "not yet". So I've already applied to work the May TEC - we'll see what happens!
I've got my pictures up here: http://picasaweb.google.com/michelleheumann/TEC46 and if you're interested, you can see pictures of my TEC eight years ago (where I met Trevor!) at this link... http://picasaweb.google.com/TeensEncounterChristCalgary/Tec30

Last weekend we made another trek over the mountains, to the Crew golf tournament in Kelowna. We stayed with my Aunt Linda, and while it was a hit and run kind of visit, it was fun anyway.
On Saturday Trevor golfed (and got a prize for coming from the furthest away and raising the most money!) and I hung out with Heather. It was so much fun - we haven't seen each other in over a year, and having just one day was a little surreal, but we had a blast. I think we talked enough to almost catch up on every that's happened in the last year, which is a lot of talking. :) We realized that as of the beginning of October, we've been friends for 11 years, and for most of those years, it's been a long distance friendship. Definitely a God-thing! Heather's coming to visit me for a week in December, and I'm really, really excited. Yay!
Pictures of our trip (including ones I took while hanging out the window of our zoom zoom, zooming along waaaay faster then I'll ever admit to my mother... :) are up here: http://picasaweb.google.com/michelleheumann/KelownaOct2007
If you're ever in Kelowna and want a light lunch, I highly recommend the Marmalade Cat Cafe - yummy, yummy soup! And of course, Summerhill winery continues to be my fave. We checked out Mission Hill, and I got some nice pictures, but it reminded me a lot of a compound and it was creepily tidy, not at all like the atmosphere at Summerhill.

Coming up this weekend is the youth group Halloween party...I'm sure that will result in some highly entertaining photos...and hopefully it won't take me another month to update this time! :)

Wuve...twuwe wuve...

Mawidge is what bwings us togetha todway...

Thankfully Scott and Sam's wedding went much more smoothly then the course of Buttercup's! And thankfully Sam was marrying her true love in her first wedding and that she didn't think he was dead....

ANYWAY, the wedding was amazing. Everything was so organized and pretty much done when we got there, so we got to spend some time just hanging out. Sam looked beautiful in her wedding dress and all the boys looked so great in their tuxes. Trevor and I had lots of quality time in the car, and we ended up coming home Sunday afternoon instead of Monday morning, which was great because then we got to sleep in on Monday. :)

We had been going to prank Scott and Sam's house the day after the wedding, but we didn't realize that they were coming home the day after the wedding to pick up some stuff before the gift opening, so they ruined our fun, but it was probably a wise decision on their part. :P

It was just such a blast - it was SO cool to have so many of our friends all in one place - made me very happy! We should do it again soon - I'm sure we'll have another friend heading for the altar before too long!!!

We also go to visit with some of my family in Revelstoke and Kelowna, which was nice. I don't get to see any of them very often - it's kind of sad that all my extended family is so spread out. I don't feel very connected to any of them, especially my mom's family. I hear Aunt Sharron and Aunt Linda read my blog though, so that's pretty cool! :)

Here's a few pictures - there's a bunch up on my Facebook, and I'll have the rest of them up on my webalbum as soon as I get the other 100 or so off Chris's laptop.


Here are the boys having fun on the swings in front of Scott and Sam's house.....


Before.... (at hair and makeup)


And after!

Scott's parents were totally awesome - danced nearly every dance together and looked great. Dancing must be the key to a long and happy marriage - they've been married for almost 30 years!

LOL

A minister was completing a temperance sermon, and with great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river. "
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

Ultimate Survivors 8

It's that time of year again! I'll be doing the Survivor mailout some time in the next week - my goal is to get it done before we leave for the wedding. Matt emailed me the poster this morning - IT LOOKS SOOOO COOL! Yay for Survivor!

Wow...

...it's been almost a month since my last post? Where did August go? Crazy!

I just got an email from Compassion saying that Hurricane Felix may be affecting our two sponsor children, Ninoska and Ricardo. I hope they're ok! I can't imagine living through a natural disaster - we're very fortunate in Canada to not have such an unstable environment.

Trevor and I went camping in Drumheller for the long weekend - we had a lot of fun. It was really nice to get out of the city and veg for a couple of days. Took a ton of pictures, of course! You can see them here... http://picasaweb.google.com/michelleheumann

It's quicker to put them on my webalbum then uploading them to my Facebook.

I got some photos of my niece! This is my favourite - isn't she cute?

September is gearing up to be really busy - I'm actually triple booked for Friday night, which is just crazy. I love being really involved in stuff though - I really only complain when it cuts into my reading time. :)

I'm still here!

I just realized how long it's been since I updated this! Despite the fact that we're so busy, there hasn't really been much going on that's been worth writing about. Mostly work, work, work!

I saw a few good movies in the last few weeks - Hairspray, No Reservations and Prairie Home Companion. Prairie Home Companion was good, but kind of melancholy. The other two were really good - Hairspray is definitely going on my wish list. I also went to see License to Wed, which actually wasn't that great. All of the funny moments were in the previews!

I've found this great website where you can go and play Scrabble - with other people who are on line, via email with a friend, or against a robot. It's great! I really enjoy it, especially since I can't alleviate the work-induced boredom with Facebook. :) http://www.scrabulous.com

On Saturday I went to my favourite used bookstore, in Inglewood, and found a few vintage children's books to add to my collection. I found three Enid Blyton paperbacks in almost new condition, which was very exciting for me! lol

This coming weekend is our church garage sale, and I'm looking forward to finding some fun stuff at that - we're getting rid of a fair bit of stuff at it though, so I'm really trying hard not to bring too much more home. We're getting 'new' couches tonight - it's kind of a long story as to how we came by them, but I'm really looking forward to having a proper couch. Hopefully we'll be able to keep the cats and their claws away from it!

Ariella Rose

I just talked to my mom and found out the name of my niece! Yay! Ariella Rose is such a pretty name, hey?

In other news, I read the new Harry Potter book on Saturday, in about five hours. Trevor told me that around two pages a minute is a bit slower then my normal speed of three pages an hour. I didn't realize he was timing me... lol Overall, I'm a little disappointed with it. Most of my theories were pretty accurate, which was cool, but she didn't wrap things up well - it felt rushed at the end. I was expecting the book to be a bit bigger then it was, but it was a pretty enjoyable five hours, despite all the time I spent bawling. I'm sure she didn't mean to write it as an allegory, but it certainly had a lot of allegorical characteristics. Pretty cool!

So the predicted temperature for today is ranging from 30-35, and we're having a youth group campfire tonight. That should be fun - might be a bit too much heat, even for me... :)

Ahhhhhhh....I just realized that "Rose" is one of the names I've always liked for a middle name for a baby...ack! Maybe my sister and I are more alike then we'd thought... :)

I love summer!

I love being warm - it's so great! You won't hear me complaining about the heat, it makes me happy. I do wish we had a yard and garden, but I'm really working hard at not complaining so much, being thankful for what I have, and trusting God to give me the desires of my heart. As nice as it would be to have a garden, I'd probably then complain about all the work involved. :)

I'm going to the Harry Potter release party at the Dalhouse Chapters tonight, and then I plan to spend all day tomorrow reading. In preparation for this momentous occasion, I'm just about done re-reading all six other books - if I can talk Trevor into cooking supper, I probably have time to finish the last one before I head out tonight!

I've been thinking a bit about our Survivor youth retreat that we've started planning for November. Planning for that really dropped off because of all the work involved in the youth gathering, but now that I'm mostly recovered from that, I'm getting excited about Survivor again. We've had some really cool ideas about stuff to do, and I really enjoy seeing how everything comes together in the end. I find that Survivor is one of the most rewarding things I do all year!

Oooh, did I tell you guys that my bridesmaid's dress for Scott and Sam's wedding came a few weeks ago? I really, really love it - it's so pretty, and I got a great pair of sandals and a wrap to go with it. And Trevor's going to wear a tux, so the Heumanns are going to be looking pretty hot. :) I'm thinking that photos of us all dressed up will make good Christmas presents for the family!

It's a girl!

My brother texted me to say we have a niece, but he didn't give me any other info, so I don't know anything else at this point! lol

I did go see Harry Potter last night - I have mixed feelings about it, but for the sake of those who haven't seen it yet, I won't say anything about it yet. :)

All my Ottawa photos are up! You can find them here... http://picasaweb.google.co.uk/michelleheumann

Impending Aunthood...

My mom just let me know that my sister is in labour! Hopefully there will be a niece or nephew by the end of the day...!!! I still haven't mailed the baby present...I really should get on that today, I suppose.... :)

Hey, is anyone interested in going to see Harry Potter with me tomorrow (Saturday)?

Gathering Reflections

Last night I got home from the 2007 Lutheran Church Canada National Youth Gathering "i am", which was held in Ottawa. It was an awesome week, full of so many things that I could probably write for days and not even be able to sum up the complexity and emotion and events that took place. So I'll try and give you an overview of the serious stuff, and you can check out my Facebook and my web album in a couple of days for the crazy fun stuff!


Who owns you?

This was something that really stuck in my mind from the gathering. There were many themes and words and phrases, and many of them resonated with me, but this idea was the most resonant of all. I'm not actually sure who, or what, owns me, but if I have to ask myself that and search so hard for the answer, it makes me think that it's probably not God. I think maybe I've been trying to own myself, or make my situation into what I want to own, if that makes any sense...


Missing You

This is something I've been struggling with lately - I feel that no matter where I go, who I'm with, or what I'm doing, there are people who are really important to me that I miss. Quality time is a pretty high-ranking love language for me, and right now, all of my best, closest, longest-term friends live somewhere that I don't, and that fact make chances for quality time pretty slim. (I do have good friends in Calgary that I love, and I don't want to short-change them at all, but as dear as they are, we're all too busy to really have the time for quality time either!) I find that thought kind of depressing, and I've been trying to make decisions based on where the people I love are located. It seems logical to me - God put these specific people in my life, so why wouldn't He want me to be closer to them?


Letting Go

I didn't have any big, earth-shaking revelations at the gathering, but on the last afternoon, as we sat on the bus, I did hear a still, small voice that said to let go. I said "ok God, I'll say good bye, and then I'll let go". Ironically enough, I didn't get to say good bye to the people I wanted to! I think it was a hint... :) I guess that He gave me friends in the first place - "you give and take away, my heart will choose to say, Lord blessed be Your name" - I really need to just let go of what I want and just trust that He has it all under control. For the last couple of months, I thought I was trusting, but really, I was just praying that what I wanted would happen. I still want it, and feel that it IS what He wants, but my attitude and motivations were more centered around myself then they should have been.


Heaven is like a Gathering

One thing that I really cling to for hope, and that gives me much joy, is that I know I will see my friends again, and we'll have all the God-moments and all the worshiping and fun that we have at a youth gathering, but with out all the work and stress that we put in now. :)


Today...

...I'm exhausted, but content. One of the people at work, when I told her how tired I was, said "you don't look tired, you look great". I don't feel "great", but I do feel peaceful. God reminded me of His awesomeness and attention to detail this last week, and while I feel totally drained, I have a lot of hope for whatever He's going to do with me next! I just have to be patient and let go of what I want, and be ready for and open to what He wants for me.

And we're off!

We're leaving in just two hours to head to the airport and off to Ottawa for the LCC National Youth Gathering. I'm really excited about some parts of it (seeing all the people I know and the music) and I'm freaking out about some parts of (well, mostly just one - the cabana, which I've been in charge of organizing). I still need to shower and finish packing and feed the cats and water the plants and....ahhhhh....

But I thought I'd throw out a quick plug for Evan Almighty. Our 5th Anniversary was on June 23, and we went on a dinner and a movie date. I was a little skeptical, because I really didn't like Bruce Almighty at all - it was just too irreverent, too un-God like, and had waaaaay too much Jim Carey. But Evan Almighty was amazing - soooo good. It had a great message about faith and God's timing and families sticking together - it was really, really, really good. I highly recommend it! And it had really cute alpacas... :)

Did I mention we've been married for FIVE YEARS now? We've been together for 7 and a half years - it's crazy - sometimes it feels like only yesterday, and sometimes it feels like forever!

I'm sure we've been up to a lot in the last few weeks since my last post, but I can't remember any of it right now - all I can think about is making sure I've packed everything...probably a sign that I should be packing up my computer now! So stay tuned for photos from the capitol sometime next week!

Your Oven Guy v. My Plumber

Dear Reader,

I write every day because I have a deadline. But even if I didn't write a daily column, I'd still have to write something every day. Because writing helps me figure out what's going on inside of me, and it helps me recognize what I'm feeling. And today--I'm feeling like I want to let the air out of the oven repairman's tires. My new oven wasn't working right, so I called the repairman. First impression when I answered the door--the repairman looked like a nice enough guy. But I thought it was strange that a guy, who fixes appliances, wouldn't be carrying his "fix-it" bag. You know one of those bags filled with screwdrivers, widgets, a secret decoder--plug it into my oven and it would spit out the secret digital codes to tell him what the problem was--so he could fix it. But this repairman showed up at my door empty handed.

I invited the repairman into the kitchen to show him the patient, and our conversation went pretty much like this: “What seems to be the problem? “The temperature isn't working properly. When my oven reads 375 degrees, it's really not that hot. “The repairman took a step back from the oven, folded his arms one over top of the other, stared at the oven, and then looked at me with a straight face and said, "The oven looks okay to me.” I thought this was oven repairman humor. It wasn't. He was serious. “Well, aren't you going to test it with a thermometer?" Then I told him about my experiment, how I set the oven to 375 degrees, and put an oven thermometer inside, but the temperature only reached 350. My experiment didn't impress the oven man. Instead, he told me the oven was working within the guidelines for new ovens, because new ovens only have to be 80 percent accurate. So let me get this straight, "I just bought a new oven because my ten year old oven wouldn't keep the right temperature any longer, and now you're telling me that this brand new oven--that cost me a whole lot of money--doesn't keep the right temperature either, but that’s okay because it's within new oven guidelines?"

Yes, that pretty much summed it up from his perspective. I begged the guy to go get his fix-it bag and test the oven himself. His first reply was that he had a full schedule, "I've got a lot of other stops to make today, so I really have to get going.” I finally talked him into testing my oven's thermostat, and it wasn’t working right, and he did fix it. But it would still be a thrill to let the air out of the oven repairman’s tires.

Thanks for reading with me. It's so good to read with friends.

Suzanne Beecher Suzanne@EmailBookClub.com
My blog: http://dearreader.typepad.com/


Dear Suzanne,

We had a plumber just like your oven guy! We recently moved into a new rental unit, where we share the hot water tank with the people upstairs. There was never enough hot water even for me to shower in the morning, never mind my husband. We weren't sure if it was because the people upstairs were using it all, or because the tank wasn’t working properly, so we called our property manager. He said he'd send plumber, so we waited for the plumber to call.

He finally called one day while we were driving home from work, and wanted us to check some settings on the tank. We asked him to call back in about an hour, when we were home, and he said he would. It was a couple of days later when he called back, and he told my husband to adjust the temperature setting on the tank. My husband came and told me what the plumber had said, and I said "but we already did that!”. And of course the plumber hadn't left a number to call him back at, so we had to call the property manager again. He had the plumber call us, and we had to beg the plumber to come out to the house and look at the tank.

He finally came, circled the tank a couple of times and pronounced “it’s a brand new tank - there's nothing wrong with it". We tried to get him to run some tests or SOMETHING because obviously there was something wrong with it as we were running out of hot water. We finally got him to admit that the tank is too small for four people to share, and coaxed him into calling the property manger to tell him that.

A few hours later, at about 10:30, just as I was drifting off to sleep, the property manager called to say "we're going to order you a larger tank". Which was just great, but why did he have to call then? Oy...

That was over a month ago now, and when we got back from vacation about two weeks ago, we still didn't have a new tank. We called again, and the manager told us that they'd ordered a new tank from Home Depot, but they were on back order! Finally, they came and installed the new tank yesterday, and this morning I had my first hot, full-length shower since the end of March. I can't decide whether to let the air out of the plumber's tires for being so difficult, or bake him my famous chocolate chip cookies for talking the manager into getting us a new tank...

--What I've Foundhttp://michellelindah.blogspot.com/

Home, sweet home?

It's never much fun coming back to day-to-day life after a holiday! I went to work on Friday, and I'm totally swamped. Everyone's glad to have me back (apparently the temp wasn't very popular) which is nice, but I'm glad I only had to work one day before getting two off!


Yesterday Dad and I went down to Drumheller for the Calgary Philharmonic's presentation of "Beethoven in the Badlands". We had some interesting customer service experiences, and checked out the Tyrell Museum. That place is such a crock - they present evolution as if it's gospel truth - tried to tell me that I evolved from something that looks like a slug...oy...and every year the public school system brings in busloads of kids and teaches them this stuff. Did I mention that this is a major load of crap??!! Anyway, the music was good, it didn't rain, and I only got a little sunburnt, so it was a good day, museum notwithstanding!


Now, back to the grind...laundry, housework, paperwork, Gathering stuff....ICK! I'd rather be walking on the beach, thank you very much!!!

On the road again

The best B&B in Annapolis Royal

Michelle in a tree

Simon says "touch the moose, Chris"

Boys....

Trevor at Lobster Lane in Peggy's Cove

The boys at the boardwalk in Eastern Passage

Peekaboo