Trekkies 2

Trekkies 2 premiered on the Space channel a few weeks ago, and I'm just finally getting around to watching it. It's pretty entertaining, but the best part was this 40-something woman from Australia who sang a song about Conner Trinneer, who plays Trip Tucker on Enterprise, to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star.

"Twinkle, twinkle darling Trip,
How I love it when you strip
Starfleet blues, off they go,
Not so fast, I like it slow,
gorgeous body, face divine
How I wish that you were mine."

Words fail me...