HAN: That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.
LEIA: I don't know where you get you delusions, laser brain.
HAN: Laugh it up, fuzz ball. But you didn't see us alone in the south passage. She expressed her true feelings for me.
LEIA: My...! Why, you stuck up,...half-witted,...scruffy-looking...nerf-herder!
HAN: Who's scruffy-looking?
Makes me laugh every time! It's been too long since I watched it last, especially considering that I own the special edition set!
And in my search to copy and paste the quote, to avoid typing it out, I found the following exciting links. I haven't read them all through yet, but at first glance they seem pretty funny...
May the force be with you!
(And for my fellow Anglicans....and also with you! :)